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My arch-nemesis: the bird.

  What is the definition of a pet? For some individuals a pet is a loyal labrador retriever; companion who both shows and accepts your affection. For others it may be an old house cat who is a fixture...

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The worst NES games of all time — Part 1 —“Cybernoid”

While most NES games managed to avoid the plague of irritating futility that killed the Atari 2600, Cybernoid revives the mediocre formula that made so many of the 1st generation console games...

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The worst NES games of all time — Part 2 —“John Elway’s Quarterback”

Wow…I am already pissed off, and I have barely begun to write about this heaping pile of horseshit that attempts to pass itself off as a legitimate contender in sports video game history. I mean, just...

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Stupid Things I Do: Let the ATM machine eat my debit card.

It’s Christmas Eve, most stores are closing, the next 24 or so hours are going to be devoid of access to amenities such as groceries and liquor. I need to make a deposit, withdraw a little bit of cash...

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Aaaw…look at what the ol’ girlfriend baked for me..

Mmm…exactly how I like my sprinkles–obscene. The above image was sent to me while I was at work. I especially like the acronym STFU, and Snoopified “shiz”, being intermingled with actual swear words....

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It took 13 years, and a vicious, sad attack..but…

…I finally concede there is no possibility I could ever win a fight with a chimpanzee. Not only could I not win a fight with a chimp, it would not even be close – the battle would be similar to this...

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My five brilliant keys to a successful season!!!11!!1!LOLOLOL

We all know that unfounded optimism about the upcoming college football season is as deeply rooted in Gamecock tradition, as the Cockaboose, Tally Ho! and inexplicable losses to mid-major teams (see...

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Great moments in snippy Outlook inbox threads

From: Ava <RITA> Sent: Wednesday, March 25, 2009 10:44 AM To: Thomas <RITA>; Michele <RITA>; Timothy <RITA>; Melvin <RITA>; Kim <RITA>; David <RITA>; Charles...

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